After the invention of mobile phones, the popularity of text jokes came into being. Since then, funny text message jokes, being short and chirpy, have been sought by many. They are extremely humorous and read within a very short span of time. Text jokes are in tune with the youth of today. They cater to the special and typical need of youth, who are time conscious and looking for short and instant fun. Test jokes give them an instant relief from boring routine and tiring life, acting as small dose of fun and chill. Check out some funny text message jokes.
What do you call a woman in heaven?
John: An angel!
A crowd of women in heaven?
John: A host of angels!
All the women in heaven?
John: PEACE ON EARTH!
It?s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. The most important: These 3 men should never meet each other!
I?ve been arrested for being the ugliest person in India,
Can u come down the police station and show them that it?s all a mistake?
Water clear, but the sky is blue.
Monkeys like u should b kept in the zoo.
Don't get angry, you will find me there too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at u.
I really like you,
I want to talk to u,
I am dying to see u,
But, I can't get to u,
The stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
I want a favor from you.
Take a snap of yourself n send it to me,
I'm playing cards and I'm missing the joker!!
Lolita called up Boris: Come on over, there?s nobody home.
Boris reached Lolita's home, No body was home.
At this moment in time 7 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking wine.
Another 100 million people are sleeping
And?1 fool is reading this text!
At this moment in time 7 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking wine.
Another 100 million people are sleeping
And?1 fool is reading this text!
You don't know how precious you are to me.
When you cry, I cry
When you laugh, I laugh
When you jump out of the window?
I look down & I'm still laughing.