A young couple was on the way to get married, when they were killed in an accident. When they got to heaven they, met the God.
God asked them what they wanted.
They said, "We know this is heaven and we are glad to be here, but we would still like to get married".
God said "I'll have to get back to you on that" and dismissed them from the throne room.
Ten years later, God called them back and asked if they still wanted to get married. They said with great excitement "Yes, we sure do".
God said - "This preacher is going to perform marriage rituals for you today".
They got married and left happy. A few months later, they asked to see God again and said, "We know this is heaven, but we can't get along & want divorce".
God said, "Now look, it took me ten years to get a preacher up here. If you think I'm going to get a lawyer up here, you are crazy".