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Jokes perfectly complement the scary atmosphere of Halloween. Find some really popular Halloween jokes and humor.

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Halloween Jokes

Halloween, the holiday that falls on October 31 every year, is celebrated with trick-or-treating, ghost tours, bonfires, costume parties, visiting "haunted houses", carving Jack-o'-lanterns, reading scary stories and watching horror movies. Historically, Irish immigrants carried versions of the tradition to North America in the nineteenth century. It is in United Kingdom, United States, Canada, Ireland, Puerto Rico, Japan, and New Zealand are Halloween is celebrated the most. What better way to spend time amidst the scary atmosphere than by narrating some nonsensical jokes. Read on and explore funny Halloween jokes for kids.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A: His ghoul friend
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetite!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A: Dayscare centers
Q: Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch? A: At the casketeria.
Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A: The Vampire State Building.
Q: What do witches put on their hair? A: Scare spray
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat? A: Ghost-Toasties
Q: What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist? A: He was repossessed
Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch? A: A BOO-logna sandwich
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the Dead Sea
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food? A: At the ghost-ery store
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters? A: At the ghost office
Sylvester went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!" Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends "No, I'm an undercover agent!"
Cookies For Funeral There was a very old man who was lying upstairs, dying. Little Johnny came in and said "Hi Grandpa" "Hi little sweetie" he said. "Say, are those Grandmas extra special cookies I smell?" "Yes" Johnny replied. "Do you think you can sneak downstairs and get a couple for me?" "Sure" Johnny replied In a few minutes, Little Johnny came back with a frown on his face. Grandpa asked, "What's wrong?" "Grandma wouldn't let me have any; she says they are for after the funeral."

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