Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly gates.
St. Peter comes and asks the first one, "What is your contribution in earth to enter Heaven?" "I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of Lord's babies into the world."
St Peter replies, "Good enough to enter the gates."
The same question is asked of the second doctor. He says, "I am a general practitioner and go to Third World countries three times a year to cure the poor."
St. Peter is impressed and allows him through the gates.
The third doctor steps up in line and knowing the question, blurts out, "I am a director of a HMO."
St. Peter thinks for quite sometime and says, "Fine, you can enter Heaven...but only for 2 days."