One-liner jokes are popular for their short and to-the-point humor. Let us have some laughs with these funny one-liner jokes.
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One-Liner Jokes

One-liner jokes are popular for the presence of mind they show. Delivered in a single line, these jokes are quite popular among college goers and yuppie crowd. In these jokes, while the mind is more firmly rooted in the pattern established by the starting of the sentence, the euphoria is found at the very end. One-liner jokes are representative of a person's sense of humor and practical wit and help create many laughs. Browse through the compilation provided below and find a number of funny one-liner jokes.
I have nothing to declare except my genius. Send to friend
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Send to friend
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! Send to friend
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. Send to friend
How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, because, ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. Send to friend
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. Send to friend
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. Send to friend
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Send to friend
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure. Send to friend
A hypochondrium is the only disease I haven't got. Send to friend
I bet you I can stop gambling. Send to friend
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! Send to friend
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and terrified, like the passengers in the car he was driving. Send to friend
As I said before, I never repeat myself. As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia. Send to friend
Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day. Send to friend
A day without sunshine is like night. Send to friend
I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!! Send to friend
I have friends who swear they dream in color...It's just a pigment of their imagination. Send to friend
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Send to friend
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. Send to friend
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Send to friend
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Send to friend
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize. Send to friend
Chastity is curable, if detected early. Send to friend
Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different. Send to friend
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. Send to friend
Whom are you working for? Same people, my wife and four kids! Send to friend
Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry? Send to friend
No one has ever complained of our parachute not opening. Send to friend
They call our language mother tongue, because the father seldom gets to speak. Send to friend
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. Send to friend
A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth. Send to friend
We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me. Send to friend
Love everybody. Love every body. Send to friend
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa Send to friend
Wise never marry. And, when they marry they become otherwise Send to friend
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man there are two. Send to friend