One day, a little pig walked into a bar. He drank heavily, paid the amount and asked the bartender, "Which way to the bathroom?" She answered, "Go down the hall, first door on your left." The pig went to the bathroom and left.
The next day another little pig came into the bar. The similar thing happened to him too. This went on for another week.
One day a pig walked in, drank and started to walk out.
The bartender stopped him and asked, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?"
The little pig replied "No, I'm going wee wee wee all the way home..."