A milkman and a lawyer died in one accident. Both were taken to the heaven. They met St Peter at the Pearly Gate. Later, St Peter took them to their homes, where they were expected to spend all of eternity.
They got into St. Peter's holy vehicle and headed down a gold road, which turned into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road, paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, "Son, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know." Lawyer happily thanked St. Peter and went inside the mansion.
Then, St. Peter took the milkman to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and on an unpaved footpath to a shack.
St Peter to milkman said, "Here you go"
When St Peter was about to leave, the milkman caught his leg and asked, "Why the hell did the lawyer get the big mansion and I got this shack?"
St. Peter retorted: "Well, milkmen are a dime a dozen here, but we have never had a lawyer before."