There are jokes based on the occasion of Thanksgiving Day as well as the symbolical turkey. Read popular Thanksgiving Day jokes & humor.
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Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Day is celebrated in the US, on the fourth Thursday of November every year, as a form of harvest festival. In Canada, it is celebrated on the second Monday of October. It is the day on which you express your thanks to God, for everything that he has given to you. There are a number of jokes based on Thanksgiving as well as on turkey, considered to be symbolical of the day. They present clean humor, with no vulgarity involved. Let us check out some funny Thanksgiving Day jokes.
Father asked Abraham to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for, on Thanksgiving,"
Naughty Abraham wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey." Send to friend
Maria, a mid-age lady, was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one fresh enough for her family.
She asked the stock boy, "Don't you have fresh turkeys?"
The stock boy replied, "But they are all dead. How can I make them take a bath?" Send to friend
Chunky to Menses: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
Menses: It simply wants to run away. Send to friend
What will a turkey, with a dramatic bent of mind, say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
To be or not to be roasted, that is the question. Send to friend
A hockey team had finished its daily practice session. A large turkey came to the ground and walked up to the head coach, and demanding a tryout. Players were amazed and grew silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. Finally, the turkey returned to the sidelines, where coach was waiting for him.
The coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
The turkey replied, "Forget the bonus. And, tell me, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?" Send to friend
What do the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin. Send to friend
Menses: "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
Doctor: "I see," "How long have you had this problem?"
Menses: (After mulling for some minutes) Mom laid the egg in 1954..." Send to friend
Daddy asked Little Mandy: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Little Mandy: Because they use such FOWL language that Jesus does not like. Send to friend
Steve to Johnny: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Johnny: Yes, because Empire State Building can't jump at all! Send to friend