Yo Mama jokes are amusing, but only to those who appreciate crude humor. Check out some of the best, funny Yo Mama jokes & humor.
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Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes are crude in nature. Usually, these are used in a reference to a person's mother, through the use of phrases such as "yo mother" or regional variants. The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults, which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior. Normally, Yo Mama jokes are made on the mother's obesity, incest, poverty, poor hygiene, unattractiveness or stupidity. When used in playful banter between friends, these jokes are not considered offensive. Check out some of the best, funny Yo Mama jokes.
Yo mama so stupid ?
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday, Wednesday and sometimes, Friday. Send to friend
Yo mama so fat?
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move! Send to friend
Yo mama so ugly...
She weeps wet, salty tears every time she glimpses herself in the mirror, thinking to herself, "No one will ever love me." Send to friend
Yo mama so stupid...
That after years of blisters and headaches, working as a waitress to pay for the college education her parents couldn't provide her; she got rejected from the only college she could afford. Send to friend
Yo mama so old...
She spends her nights awake, sweating with fear, wondering what the afterlife holds. Send to friend
Yo mama so ugly?
Yo mama so ugly, the inchworm geometridae saw her and he turned into the half-inchworm geometridae! Send to friend
Yo mama so stupid?
Yo mama so stupid, when the Monarch said "Why does the cocoon stink?" she said "Wait, you said to fill it with PUPAE?" Send to friend
Yo mama so fat?
Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap! Send to friend
Yo mama ugly?
Yo mama so ugly, when she emerged from the chrysalis, the Monarch said "put that back in, and turn the cocoon off of NASTY SKANK mode!" Send to friend
Yo mama so fat?
Yo mama so fat when she sits down we have to add another country to the map Send to friend
Yo mama ugly?
Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot. Send to friend
Yo mama so fat?
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongous, and "Oh
My God She Is Coming Toward Us!!" Send to friend
Yo mama so stupid?
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept. Send to friend
Yo mama so old...
Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died. Send to friend