This fantastic engineering messages will wise you up on the importance of engineering. These text message on engineering jokes may help you crack some funny engineering sms jokes in your class,among friends.
Engineering is a science that combines physics and mathematics to found everything before our eyes. In one sentence, it is the science that lays the foundation of our modern civilization. From ATM machines, billing machines, TV, DVD to automobiles and apartments, we won’t be able to do anything without this practical science. Now, information technology is the future of the world and billions of people get employed in this sector every month. Information engineering made our life easier by creating bah zillions of softwares to do the job of human beings. Read and share these engineering SMS collection to your friends and family.
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
Banner in front of Engineering collage....
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way...."
We build the world (Civil)
We create the magic world (CS,IT)
We connect the world (EC)
We are the powers (EE)
We move the world (Mechanical)
Proud 2 be an ENGNR
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
Q. Wh8's the difference between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ?