Engineering is a science that combines physics and mathematics to found everything before our eyes. In one sentence, it is the science that lays the foundation of our modern civilization. From ATM machines, billing machines, TV, DVD to automobiles and apartments, we won’t be able to do anything without this practical science. Now, information technology is the future of the world and billions of people get employed in this sector every month. Information engineering made our life easier by creating bah zillions of softwares to do the job of human beings. Read and share these engineering SMS collection to your friends and family.
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
Banner in front of Engineering collage....
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way...."
We build the world (Civil)
We create the magic world (CS,IT)
We connect the world (EC)
We are the powers (EE)
We move the world (Mechanical)
Proud 2 be an ENGNR
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
Q. Wh8's the difference between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -
R U emotionally numb..?
U r an ENGINEER..!
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r engineers
Frnd: what about 4th one?
Man: he did not study and bcum barber
Frnd: y dont u throw him out?
Man: bcuz he is the 1 who earns
All Engineering Exams will now be only Objective Type.
3 + 3 = ?
Civil engneer asked his town plannr.
Whats the technical defect in a female body?
Ans:- Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage area..:-D...
V r d Building Of imagin.
V r d Runing Gears of Success
V r d Amplfiers of Progress,
We r d CPU of Society.
Yes We r d 'ENGINEERS'
"Hpy Engineers Day!"
A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
"Cant u see warning.
Smoking is injurious to health"
"We bother only about errors, not warnings."
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
Hum Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear,
Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas,
Pura hai vishwas,
Hum hoge all clear ek din.
Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
b) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi hoti
ye engineering college hai mere dost yahan
bina maa bahan ke bat nahi hoti.
The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???
What is engineering?
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get.
finally we get degree
What a strange society!
We don't believe in life after death,
and yet people always ask
‘what next after ENGINEERING’?
Teacher To Sleepy Student:
Who Invented Steam Engine??
Yes Its Correct JAMES WATT
Sleeping Improves Ur General Knowledge
Whats the lesson for engineering students in 3 IDIOTS?
Ans:Engineering prh kr b medical ki bchi phsai ja skti hai
EXAMPLES OF BAD PRESS FOR ENGINEERS
* Space Shuttle Challenger.
* Hubble space telescope.
* Apollo 13.
* Ford Pinto.