Kids often ask funny questions or give funny logics when you raise a query to them. These questions and logics often end up creating a humorous situation. These jokes are typically geared toward children and young adults. However, that does not mean that adults cannot enjoy kids' jokes. Rather, the clean and innocent humor of kids' jokes makes them perfect for any and every occasion. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual, of virtually any age, to get a good laugh. Let us explore some clean and funny jokes for kids.
 Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrian's Wall is?
Little Mandy: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!   | |
Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Joe: Because there were so many knights! | |
Father: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbor?
Stuart: Because it can't sit down! | |
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Johnny to Celia: What kind of food do math teachers eat?
Celia: Square meals! | |
Teacher: How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
Student: With their eyes shut! | |
Teacher: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Student: Floodlights! | |
One friend to another, "Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Another friend, "Why is that?"
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn! | |
Mother asked school going kid: How do you like going to school?
Kid: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between! | |
Mr Patch: Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
Kid: The second one! | |
Teacher: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Student: On their feet! | |
Teacher: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Student: On their feet! | |
Literature teacher asked, "Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?"
Student: Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing! | |
Little Robin called school: My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary asked, "Who is this?"
Student: This is my father speaking! | |
Father: When was Rome built?
Son: At night.
Father: Why did you say that?
Son: Because my teacher always says that Rome wasn't built in a day! | |
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Child: How to talk without moving my lips! | |
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Little Johnny: Not very much! | |
History teacher to student, "What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
Student: I don't know. I wasn't invited!
History teacher, "OK, then what did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
Student: T-Shirts! What else! | |
Little Johnny came back from the school, mother asked, "What did you learn in school today"
Little Johnny: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Little Johnny: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet! | |
Nancy, the teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. Little Celia stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale cannot swallow a human, it was impossible.
Little Celia said, ?When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah?.
The teacher asked, ?What if Jonah went to hell??
Little Celia replied, ?Then, you ask him!? | |
Teacher: Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Student: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school. | |
Brian Murphy asked children, what do you wish to do in future?
Jack: I want to be a pilot.
Smith: I want to be a doctor.
Celia: I want to be a good mother.
Little Johnny: I want to help Celia. | |
Little Johnny to his dad: I would not call you in my marriage?
Dad: 'Why won't you call me?'
The Little Johnny: 'Because you didn't call me in your marriage.'' | |
Jack: 'It's so cold in my town that we have to use ten blankets at night!'
Smith: 'So what... in my town, it gets so cold that we have to use at least thirty blankets!'
Little Johnny: 'That's nothing! In my town, it gets so cold that the cows give ice cream instead of milk!' | |
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