Entertain your loved ones with our selection of funny political messages. Each one of these text messages on politicians is worth reading and sharing.
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Politics is not just caring about the people in your country but it also about projecting the good things you did for them. People need to be very careful about their words once they are in the business of managing a country. A clean image is the most essential thing for a leader in democracy because it is, literally, the majority of people chose their leaders. Even though you are a leader who did a lot of good things for the society, you will not get the support that you want to get, unless you are friendly with the media and people. Read these politics SMS collection to know the games behind the curtain.
Politics is the gentle art
Of getting votes from the poor
And campaign funds from the rich,
By promising to protect each from the other.
Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong.
Politics is the art of the possible.
Politics is largely a matter of heart.
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
The scarcer it becomes.
It was a storm in a tea cup, but in politics we sail in paper boats.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Politics is supposed to be the second
Oldest profession. I have come to
Realize that it bears a very
Close resemblance to the first.
There are two problems in my life. The political ones are insoluble and the economic ones are incomprehensible.
Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
An independent is a guy who wants to take the politics out of politics.
In politics a community of hatred is almost always the foundation of friendships.
Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of hatreds.
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
A promising young man
Should go into politics so that he can
Go on promising for the rest of his life.
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
The heaviest penalty for deciding to engage in politics is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.