We have presented some of the world's funniest jokes, in this article. Read them and laugh your heart out!
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Funniest Jokes

While usual jokes make people smile, the funniest ones make them roll with laughter. They are those jokes that are capable of creating pearls of laughter in almost anyone and everyone. Be it the particular tone of a joke or the humorous situation on which it has been based, the funniest jokes sure leave you with an infectious laugh, which you can use to make people around you laugh as well. Let us go through the collection of funniest jokes in the world.
A Sardar was sitting outside a store, crying. The manager of the store spotted him outside and asked what was wrong.
Sardar said his mother just died, and the manager said - "Oh I?m sorry. The Sardar's cell phone started ringing and he answered it, saying - "Hello! Haanji. Are you serious?" Then, he kept down the phone
The manager asked him who that was and the Sardar said - "That was my sister?her mom just died too!" Send to friend
Little Johnny was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Tokyo the Capital of China!"
The father inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Little Johnny: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!" Send to friend
A lion is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner, a rat is dancing too.
Rat is asked, "Hey! Why are you dancing?
Rat replied, "It's my brother's marriage, so only."
"When did the lion become you brother?"
The Rat: "Before marriage I was a lion too." Send to friend
Lawyer: Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Send to friend
Editor, not finding his readers content, asked one reader, "Do you think I should put more fire into my editorials?"
Reader: "No, Vice versa." Send to friend
Smith: "Good Evening, old man. Thought I'd drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week."
Edward: "I'm sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine. Do you want it?"
Smith: "Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it." Send to friend
Writer to his friend: I'm convinced that publishers have a conspiracy against me.
Friend: What makes you think so?
Writer: Ten of them have refused the same story. Send to friend
Edward was late for office, and when he reached there approximately one hour after 8.30, the boss yelled, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
Edward: "Why? What happened at 8:30?" Send to friend
Edward and Ricky are hunting, when Ricky keels over.
Frantic, Edward dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Edward comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?" Send to friend
Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?" Then, Osama faced a series of physical beatings by various presidents of USA. Osama was really in pain and asked an angel, "This is not what you promised me,"
The angel replied, "Come on, Osama, I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven." Send to friend
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying.
1st Child: Why are you crying?
2nd Child: I came here for a blood test.
1st Child: So? Are you afraid?
2nd Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the first one started crying profusely.
The second one was astonished.
2nd Child: Why are you crying now?
1st Child: I came for a urine test! Send to friend
A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and tried again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price, at $100.00?
Again, the man replied bluntly - "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman reached into his briefcase and pulled out 2 brownies and began munching away on one of them.
He told the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
The guy unwrapped the brownie, took a bite; suddenly, spit it out. Then, said: "Hey, this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Now, do you want to buy some mouthwash?" Send to friend