Sardars, often believed to have low acumen, have been the subject of numerous jokes. Here, we have listed the popular latest Sardar jokes.
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Sardar Jokes

Sardar are often considered to have low intellect and made the butt of jokes. However, it's not that they have low intellect; rather they have a very good sense of humor. Sardars make up that race of people who have guts to laugh at themselves and should be appreciated. In fact, many of the Sardarji jokes, self-deprecatory in nature, have been made up by the easy-going Sikhs themselves. Read on to get the compilation of latest sardar jokes.
A sardar went to Wellington, New Zealand. One evening he thought of going to a bar. He went and sat in chair, unaware of anything around. Soon, a man on his right said stood up and said, "Johny Walker Single?.
After few minutes another man sitting his left side stood up and said, ?Peter Scotch Single?.
Suddenly the Sardar said, ?Sukhwinder Singh Married? Send to friend
Visa officer filling information in the form asked Joginder Singh, ?Where were you born?? Joginder Singh: Dera Gajhi Khan.
Visa officer: Please spell it?
Joginder Singh thought for a while and said, "I think, I was born in Delhi. Send to friend
Bhupinder Singh, a new recruited clerk cum typist, worked till late evening on his first day in office. Next day, early in the morning, the boss called him up and happily asked what he did till evening.
Bhupinder Singh replied, "Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made them alright." Send to friend
People were surprised to see Jaswant Singh wearing a glove on one hand and not on other. One young man came and asked the reason.
Joginder replied, "The weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other, it would be hot." Send to friend
Harmandir Kaur told Balwinder Singh: There?s trouble with our car. It has water in the carburetor.
Balwinder: Water in the carburetor? That?s ridiculous.
Harmandir: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
This time annoyed, Balwinder said: You don?t even know what a carburetor is. I?ll check it out. Where?s the car?"
Harmandir: In the pool. Send to friend
Kulvinder was withdrawing money from ATM in Amritsar. The sardar behind him in the line said, ?gHa! Ha! Haaa! I?fve seen your password.?h Its 4 asterisks (****).
Kulvinder laughed at fellow and said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its ?g1258??. Send to friend
Beant Singh went to a non-vegetarian hotel, and ordered chicken. Waiter came with the order.
Beant: How many legs in the chicken?
Waiter: He was handicapped.
Beant: Heart?
Waiter: That was taken away by hen.
Beant: Brain?
Waiter: The chicken was a sardar. Send to friend