Santa went for Delhi Police recruitment, along with his friends.
Police Officer: "OK, Santa you tell me, what is 1 and 1?"
Police Officer: "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "the next question is - which two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
Santa: "Today and tomorrow."
The police officer was really impressed with Santa's answers.
Finally he asked Santa: "Now Santa, listen carefully: Who killed Rajiv Gandhi?"
Santa thought for half a minute and said, "I don't know."
Police Officer: "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
Santa came out of the interview room. His friends asked him, "How was the interview, Santa?
Santa: "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"