Dirty jokes SMS will have filthy words but are extremely funny. Find some good funny non-veg text messages from the big list given here.

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Dirty SMS

‘Being dirty’ is the new fashion because Kesha’s ‘Tik Tok’ is rocking the town. Jokes apart, people always try to not to be dirty because hygiene is the most important thing for them. Good hygiene is the key factor of good health and good life. Pop singers and actors use to come up with a deliberate ‘dirty look’ in their films and that style is heavily appreciated. Read and share these dirty text messages to your close friends.

"Chottu: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaja kholay to light apne aap jal gayi Mummy: Buddhu, tu fir fridge may susu kar aaya? "

A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts

Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out

Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.

Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits

Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

When u don't know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don't feel and don't debate, just sit alone & ...... MASTURBATE

Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.

Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.

Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.

Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!

Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.

Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!

3 men sitting in a cafe, all wanking.
Waitress: What the fuck are you all doing?
One points to a sign that reads: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!

They have found a new position in the Karma Sutra. It's called the 'plumber'...
Two of you stay in all day and no f*cker comes!

Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.
Mommy: U mean it's small?
Little Girl: No, it's salty.

Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short, sweet and cheap!

One day the PENIS tells the balls: Tonight v r goin for a party!
The balls reply: U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!

Q: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called?
A: Center Fresh.

To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.

Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?