Funny as well as clean wedding jokes are based on the wedding ceremony, the institution of marriage and the pre and post marriage scenario. Check out popular wedding humor.

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Wedding Jokes

Wedding jokes have been in existence for as long as the institution of marriage. They are based on the various aspects of a marriage, the pre-wedding rituals, marriage ceremony, the institution of marriage as well as the relationship between a couple before and after marriage. These jokes are not against weddings, but depict some hilarious situations that take place between most of the couples. Share the funny and clean marriage jokes given here with your spouse or friends and have a good time!

Edward was married for just one year. One day, he received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100, we will kidnap your wife." Edward wrote back, " See? friend, I am afraid I can't give you my promise?$100 are too much for me? I hope you will keep your promise intact."
Steven was invited to an old friend's home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Steven was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 50 years. While the wife was off in the kitchen, he said to his buddy: "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names." His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
A young son asked his dad, "Is it true Dad? I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. The father replied, "That happens everywhere. Even here in US, we never know our wives. Not before marriage, nor after marriage."
There was a grand reception party organized to celebrate the 10th marriage anniversary of Lloyds. In the party, one married woman came to Mrs. Lloyd and asked, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Mrs. Lloyd politely replied, "Yes I am. I married the wrong man."
A young man, who was in love with a girl and wanted to marry her, went to his dad and asked: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? His father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."
A quarreling couple again ended up in a quarrel. The fed-up wife said, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." Her husband replied, "Yes, indeed you were! But I was in love and didn't notice it.

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