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The latest technology, though useful, offers results in hilarious incidents. Have a laugh with the best jokes about technology.
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Technology Jokes

The innovations in technology have made the world a much comfortable place to live in. The communication has become faster and transportation more varied. Even now and then, the uses of technology lead to the creation of some or the other funny situation. If somebody does not know how to operate a particular apparatus or machine, he is bound to commit mistakes and often, conjure hilarious incidents. Technology jokes are all about these situations only and also reveal lighter vein of technical persons. Get to know the best jokes about technology.
Santa checked into a hotel (Pearly Gates) room was happy to see a computer in his room. He decided to write a letter to his wife Preeto. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
On the other end, somewhere in Arkansas, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. She decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
She opened her email inbox, read the first message and fainted. Soon his son was called up by the neighbors. He saw his mother lying on the floor and the computer screen showing an open mail. He read the mail. It read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I was welcomed at Pearly Gates by beautiful angels.
I will see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Hope nothing stops you from coming here.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Love
Your Hubby!
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Andrei called up to customer care: So how's the weather in New York.
CCE: Must be pretty fine there, but I am in India
Andrei: Wow, my caller Id says that I am talking on a New York number.
CCE: I guess the call got diverted to India
Andrei: Hell no...
CCE: Sir, its still toll free. Sir, are you there? Mr. Andrei ... It's FREE...
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A Microsoft programmer died and he had to decide where he wanted to go Heaven or Hell. He was taken to both the places before getting a chance to select either. An angel took him to a place with a sunny beach, bikini clad girls, volleyball, and rock & roll, where everyone was having a wild time.
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"
"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"
"Sure!" So the angel took him to another place. There, a bunch of people were sitting in a park, playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons.
"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.
"Yup," said the angel.
"Then I'll take Hell." He was thrown in the hell. He saw himself plunged up to his neck in red-hot guano, with the ghosts of the damned in torment around him.
He cried, "Its cheating, where are the babes? The beach? The Jazz? The volleyball?"
The angel said, "That was the demo version!"
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How can you tell if a blonde is using a computer?
There is liquid paper all over the screen!
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A man walks into a bar and sits across the bartender.
The bartender sees that the man is poking at his hand and putting it next to his ear. He asks, "What are you doing?"
The man replies, "Oh, it's the latest technology. I have a phone built right into my hand." The man puts his hand next to the bartender's ear and the later does hear a dial tone.
After a few drinks, the man goes to the bathroom. The bartender notices that he has been gone for almost a half-hour. Concerned, he goes into the bathroom to check it out. As he walks in, he sees the man is standing with his legs apart and pants down, with hands on the wall. He has the end of the toilet roll shoved up his ass.
Shocked, the bartender yells, "What are you doing?"
The man groans and replies, "I'm waiting for a fax."
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