A new clerk was given the duty to help a judge. He was also expected to give the judge a hot cup of coffee in the morning. Every morning, the judge became infuriated when the coffee cup was brought to him just 2/3 full.
The judge rebuked clerk many times, but to no avail. One day he threatened the clerk that if he brings 2/3 coffee, his 1/3 salary would be deducted. Miraculously, thereafter, the judge gets a full cup of coffee everyday. The judge couldn?t resist gloating over his success and asking, how the clerk manages full cup coffee.
The clerk told judge, ?Oh, there?s not much to i. I take some coffee in my mouth right outside the coffee room, and spit it back in when I get outside your office.?