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Dirty non-veg text messages are meant to design to entertain your friends. Read and share these naughty double meaning SMS to have fun.

Fundoo Times: SMS: Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning SMS

‘Double meaning’ dialogues are plenty in movies and we use them in our chat with friends, when the use is appropriate. Sometimes, double meaning messages can get very disgusting but if a person learn to use it in the right way, he can avoid these sorts of issues. These double meaning text messages can be sent to your close friends and the main intention of this collection is to entertain people.

She Is Hot
She Is Sweet
She Always Need A Lip for Kiss
Whole World Mad for Her!
Who
Who Is She?
Do U Know?
"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo..

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

Think..

Think..

Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!

Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of friends sitting around a table in a BAR...
saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . .

Shut Up
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate.

Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-D..

Yesterday whole night i was thinking about U
Only n only U

U

U

And only U

Now I m thinking about V
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Tonight i ll think about W X Y & Z...!!!

Man to Hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

A Simple Logic:

Human=eat+work+sleep
+enjoy

Donkey=eat+work+sleep

Ther4
Human=donkey+enjoy
Or
Human-enjoy=donkey

i.e.Human who doesn't enjoy is a donkey