‘Double meaning’ dialogues are plenty in movies and we use them in our chat with friends, when the use is appropriate. Sometimes, double meaning messages can get very disgusting but if a person learn to use it in the right way, he can avoid these sorts of issues. These double meaning text messages can be sent to your close friends and the main intention of this collection is to entertain people.
How do you teach a blonde maths?
you subtract her clothes
Divide her legs
And square root her.
She Is Hot
She Is Sweet
She Always Need A Lip for Kiss
Whole World Mad for Her!
Who Is She?
Do U Know?
Chai Piyo, Mast
Fill in the blanks
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
Meaning of PYAAR?
Its a Group of friends sitting around a table in a BAR...
"P-YAAR" . . .
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
huh.. dont think dirty..
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate.
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh..den lets try d other shoe madam.
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Muv Up & Down
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when something ENTERS in it?
But i love the way u think.
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about U
Only n only U
And only U
Now I m thinking about V
Tonight i ll think about W X Y & Z...!!!
Man to Hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
A Simple Logic:
i.e.Human who doesn't enjoy is a donkey
Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
The Kids Hate Me.
U Should Go, Because U R The
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a
There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends, Good job
Good food, Good sleep
? GOOD _ UCK ?
whatever u are thinking..
Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Jaldi Karo Na
U Know KISS
Teacher told Ramu 2 write a sentence
Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand"
Teacher slapped Ramu
B'coz he forgot to put space between Pen & is... ;->
AT 1st a little nibble-a slow & tempti lick,i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick!
CADBURYS CREAM EDD...HOW DO U EAT URS