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Dirty non-veg text messages are meant to design to entertain your friends. Read and share these naughty double meaning SMS to have fun.
Fundoo Times: SMS: Double Meaning SMS



Double Meaning SMS

‘Double meaning’ dialogues are plenty in movies and we use them in our chat with friends, when the use is appropriate. Sometimes, double meaning messages can get very disgusting but if a person learn to use it in the right way, he can avoid these sorts of issues. These double meaning text messages can be sent to your close friends and the main intention of this collection is to entertain people.
How do you teach a blonde maths?
you subtract her clothes
Divide her legs
And square root her.
She Is Hot
She Is Sweet
She Always Need A Lip for Kiss
Whole World Mad for Her!
Who
Who Is She?
Do U Know?
"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo..
Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of friends sitting around a table in a BAR...
saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . .
Shut Up
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate.
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh..den lets try d other shoe madam.
Fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-D..
Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when something ENTERS in it?

Answer:

? EYE!?
But i love the way u think.
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about U
Only n only U

U

U

And only U

Now I m thinking about V
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Tonight i ll think about W X Y & Z...!!!
Man to Hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
A Simple Logic:

Human=eat+work+sleep
+enjoy

Donkey=eat+work+sleep

Ther4
Human=donkey+enjoy
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Human-enjoy=donkey

i.e.Human who doesn't enjoy is a donkey
Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Because U R The






"Principal"
Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a

Nice Drink
?COCA COLA?
Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-)
There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends, Good job
Good food, Good sleep
&
? GOOD _ UCK ?
whatever u are thinking..
That?s right..!
Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
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S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Interesting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!
Teacher told Ramu 2 write a sentence
Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand"
Teacher slapped Ramu
why?

B'coz he forgot to put space between Pen & is... ;->
AT 1st a little nibble-a slow & tempti lick,i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick!
CADBURYS CREAM EDD...HOW DO U EAT URS