Asian jokes, based on people of Asian origin, are quite popular amongst people. Read on to explore short & funny Asian jokes.
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Asian Jokes

Asian i.e. people of Asian origin are spread across the world. While many of them are popular for positive aspects, some are also quite notorious and subject of curiosity amongst non-Asians. Asian jokes are made on the accent of Asians, along with their languages, food habits, lack of comprehension, and so on. If not taken care of, these jokes may, at times, be embarrassing and humiliating. However, effort should always be there to make Asian jokes light and more humorous, by the way of non-politicization. Given below is the collection of short and funny Asian jokes, some juicy and some funny, to make you laugh.
Buddhist monks were raising up a long pole. They had a long measuring tape handy too. They would raise up the pole and climb over each other, with the guy on top holding the tape. Then, they would attempt to get to the top of the pole. In the effort of climbing, they would fall down in a huge pile, time and again. They continued this for quite sometime. Then a British came by and asked, ''Hey people, what are you up to?''
One monk answered, ''We are trying to measure the height of pole''
The British suggested, ''Why don't you just put the pole on the ground and measure it before raising it up?''
''You stupid!'', the monk retorted, ''We want to measure the height of the pole...not its length!!!'' Send to friend
A Taiwan guy walked into a bar in USA. He saw his favorite director Steven Spielberg. He went near Steven and asked for autograph.
In reply, Spielberg slapped him and retorted "Taiwanese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Taiwan guy replied, "It was not Taiwan that bombed your Pearl Harbor, It was Japan.
"Taiwanese, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, you all are same," replied, Spielberg.
Now, Taiwan guy stood up and slapped Spielberg and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked Spielberg said, "Hey, it was iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Taiwan guy retorted, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you all are the same. Send to friend
A Korean couple was living in South Africa. The Korean lady was pregnant and after 9 months, she gave birth to a baby boy. The boy turned out to be black. The Korean man named his black boy ''sum tin wong' Send to friend
There was a Japanese man who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Toyota drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Honda sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little annoyed and angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$1000.
The Japanese exclaimed, "What! Your meter is very fast.
Indian taxi driver replied, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!" Send to friend
Two groups of farmers got into an argument, as to which is more important to the world: the sun or the moon. They went to a Wiseman to solve the problem. The man thought for some days and then came up with an answer that the moon is more important to the world. The logic he gave was: If there was no moon, we would not be able to see anything at night. The sun shines only during the day, when we need no light. Send to friend