A bar in California claimed that its bartender was the strongest man in the world and offered $10,000 to anyone who could beat him in a simple task. The bartender squeezed a lemon until all the juice ran out, and anyone who could get a drop of juice out of it, after the bartender, was done would win the $10,000.
Hundreds of people came and failed. On one fine evening, a skinny and fragile man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and asked for a try on the bet. People inside the bar started laughing at him. The bartender grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the rind to the man, who to everyone's surprise, squeezed 5 drops into the glass.
The whole bar was stunned; the bartender paid up, and then asked the man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack? A weight lifter?"
The guy replied, "Nope, I'm a lawyer at a bar."