Randy was an innocent boy. He was taken to a government shelter as he was physical abused by his parents. He lived in child care for some months. Later, authorities thought to send him back to his parent's home.
The officer asked, "Well, do you want to go back and live with your father again?"
"No," replied Elvis "He beats me."
The officer asked, "Do you want to live with your mother?"
Elvis said, "No, she beats me too."
"Well, then," asked the officer, "Who do you want to live with?"
Elvis answered, "Anna Kornikova."
The officer amusingly asked, "Why Anna?
Elvis said, "Because, she never beats anyone."