Andrew asked his wife, what would she like for her birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, they both went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear and many more. After going through all these, she staggered out of the theme park five hours later. Her head was reeling and her stomach turning. Then they were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola. Next, they ate a lot of chocolates. At last, she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Andrew asked his wife, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
Tired and fatigued, the wife replied, "Actually honey, I meant dress size!"