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Jokes on pregnancy are common and can make you smile with their innocent humor. Check out some funny pregnancy jokes.

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Pregnancy Jokes

Pregnant women, especially those who have conceived for the first time, have a number of queries. Sometimes their queries are so amusing that even doctors cannot help smiling. In certain circumstances, the situation becomes so hilarious that both, patient (pregnant women) and doctor both find themselves laughing their heart out. Such situations have also been made the background of many jokes. In the following lines, we have listed a number of funny pregnancy jokes, to make you laugh.

An US guy came to India. He met an annoying Bengali, who asked too many questions. He asked the American whether he has son. The American: Nope Bengali fellow: "I am so sorry, but, is your wife is impregnable?" The American: "Well, um, that's not exactly the word," Bengali Fellow: "I mean, she is inconceivable?" The American: "Um, not quite --" Bengali fellow said, I think she is what unbearable?" The American fellow jumped, "Well, exactly, that's pretty much sums it up,"
Malcolm was a young and dashing taxi driver. Once he was carrying a lady to Heathrow Airport. Initiating the conversation he said to the lady, "You know, you are the fourth pregnant lady I am taking to Heathrow." The Lady: "But, I am not pregnant." Malcolm: "But, you have not reached the airport yet."
Robin and Ruby went to doctor prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious as to what the stamp was for. As soon as they reached home, Robin dug out his magnifying glass to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this with naked eye, come back and see me."
Edward was in problem, he called up a doctor, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 5 minutes apart!" The doctor asked, "Is this her first child?" Edward was enraged, "No! This is her husband!"
A pregnant woman went to a doctor and asked, "Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory? Doctor: "Most of the ladies I asked don't remember."
What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control? A misconception

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