Knock-knock jokes comprise of one of the best-known formats of pun. Get to know some of the popular knock-knock jokes.
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Knock Knock Jokes

In the knock-knock jokes, time and wit is crucial. In many countries of the world, such as UK, Ireland, France, Australia, U.S.A., Canada, and South Africa, such jokes are extremely popular. Interestingly, knock-knock jokes have their regional and lingual versions too. For instance, in French they begin as "Toc-Toc" and in Afrikaans as "Klop-klop". Knock-knock jokes have started making space in India as well, with their indigenous version being called "Khat-Khat" jokes. Read on to find a collection of funny knock knock jokes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alice!
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allegra!
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allan!
Allan who!
Allan-d of Manhattan! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Franks and beans! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Franz!
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countryman...! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon on your side! Send to friend
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom! Send to friend