A Redneck boy accidentally overturned his wagon that was full of corn.
Another Redneck heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Sobu, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
Sobu said, "That is fine but, I don't think my Pa would like me to."
"Aw, come on Sob," the Redneck insisted.
The boy finally agreed, and added, "But my Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Sobu thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my Pa is going to be real mad."
"Don't be foolish!" the Redneck said. "By the way, where is your Dad?"
"Under the wagon." Was the reply from the Redneck boy.