There are so many funny SMS on marriage and couples. Read on to explore funny marriage text messages.
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While so many people rush to get themselves bound in the matrimonial alliance, the jokes about the alliance are not uncommon either. In fact, you check the mobile phone of any person and you will definitely find at least one funny text message on marriage. You can also send marriage SMS to your friends, whether they are married, are going to marry or are enjoying their bachelorhood. We have compiled here a nice collection of funny marriage & wedding SMS here. You can also share these text marriages with others and have a hearty laugh.
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To keep your marriage brimmingWith love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up.
There's a way of transferring funds That is even faster than net banking.
It's called marriage.
Boy friend is fun,&
Husband is gum,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
An unmarried man to his married friend How much does it cost to get married?
“No idea,” replied the Friend,
“I’m still paying for it…”
The theory used to be you marry older men Because they are more mature.
The new theory is that men never mature.
So you might as well marry a younger one.
It’s funny when people discuss aboutLove marriage vs Arranged marriage.
It’s like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself Would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
When a man holds a woman’s handBefore marriage, it is love;
After marriage, it is self-defense.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan
After Marriage he’s like Hutch…
Wherever You Go Our Network Follows.
One day a man inserted an ad in the local classifieds: Wife wanted.Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
First marriage is the Triumph of imagination over intelligence
Second marriage is the
Triumph of hope over experience
What is the difference between married and dead? Dead people are free, but the married ones are not.
Shadi kernay aur mobilekharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata. :p
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Marriage is a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.
Besides lots of problems, marriage confers one very special privilege – Only a married person can get divorced.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.
Love is one long sweet dream, And marriage is the alarm clock.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two fighters shaking hands before the fight begins!
What is marriage?.....do dilon ka bandhan.....
do atmaon ka milan.......
do bhabnaon ka sammilan....
do insan ki dhadkan.
How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"
A Couple Before Marriage"MAD" For Each Other ...
After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...
And
A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other...
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