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Even though the definition of an idiot can be someone with a subnormal intelligence, Russian writer Dostoevsky dubs the word as ‘the person with golden heart’ in his acclaimed novel ‘The idiot’. We use to call people idiots if they act foolish but it doesn’t mean that they are real idiots. Everybody likes to read and enjoy stories that have an idiot in it. The idiot SMS is some of those text message collections that can bring a smile on your face.

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it....

U are…
I.D.I.O.T.
Intelligent
Decent
Impressive
Optimistic
Talented
r u smiling now?
YOU IDIOT

To Prove..,You Are Not An IDIOT..
Take the test below :
Press Down
Press Up
Look!! , You cudnt even follow the Instructions. !!
U IDIOT.!

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

Suspense
How do you keep an idiot in suspense ???? …………. ………… …………………………………………………………tell you later !!!

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Girls father: I dont want my daughter to be spending her entire life with an idiot!

Boy: Thats why I want to take her away from you!

How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*

A policeman shows his hand to stop.
Sardar shouted:
“Phu..idiot..Already 3 are sitting,Where will u sit?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.

Idiot means

I=I
D=do
I=ishq
O=only
T=tumse

so if u want to ay any one i lv u so just say idiot

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

Which is d longest toilet in d world? Ans: INDIAN RAILWAY TRACK, u can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir Proud 2 be an INDIAN ! AISI AZADI AU

Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...

Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...

Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!

GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both r pregnant

3 Idiots or B Jyada Super Hit Ho Sakti Thi Kash 1 Bar Kareena B bol deti.. “Jahaan Pannah Tussi Great Ho, Tohfa Kubool Karo.” Wah Wah.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women

A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.