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Election SMS

Election is an integral part of democracy. In a democracy, it is the people who rule the country, in theory. As the system is concerned, people should choose their leaders who uphold their theory of good by voting and election exists as the institution where the citizens choose their leaders to lead the country in the way he wants it. Election helps people to choose the kind of government they want for their country. There are more various interesting facts about election. This collection of election sms will guide you the wild and intellectual world of international politics.
“Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes, kill educational reservation, say no to hereditary politics.
….If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?

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“The Mummy Returns”
I have got myself registered to vote, taking time to analyse which candidate will be the recipient of my precious ballot.
Q: What Is The Similarity Between ELECTION & ERECTION ??

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Ans: Dono Mey UMEEDWAAR ‘ KHARA Hota Ha
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it.
This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..

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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!
Former Finance Minister ready with
‘SHOE’string Budget.?
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PC Am Bushed in Delhi.!
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P Chidambaram (Chiddu) Becomes the
Brand Ambassador
for BATA Shoes.!
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.
10 Terrorists
Came by BOAT recently..
543 Terrorists will
Soon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.
Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by
being governed by those who are dumber.
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of
wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of
power… become lovers of wisdom.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics
is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
Indian Gov Responsible Gujrat Killing;
Indian Gov Responsible Kashmir Situation;
Conclusion:
India Have Most Responsible Gov;
So…
Proud To Be Indian..
Na Main Hindu Hoon
Na Muslmaan
Main 1 Bharti Hoon,
Aur Mera Vote Bharat Ko,
Mera Vote Congress Ko…..
What Is The Similarity Between ELECTION & ERECTION ??

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Ans: Dono Mey UMEEDWAAR ‘ KHARA Hota Ha
Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
3 log jannat mein daakhil na hoN-gay
1: shirak karnay wala
2: waldain ka na farman
3: cycle pe mohar lagane wala
A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.
An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
Any time you have loose ballots, you have to worry about shenanigans. It's a shame such a hard-fought election has to come down to something like this.