Police is a force which makes the law and judiciary potent in action. A law without force is useless as nobody is going to obey unless they fear a force. Everybody is moral according to them and everybody preach morals but it is a weird thing that all these peace loving beings may start becoming ‘immoral’ once the law lost its force. Police is a force which is supposed to clean up the mess of the society and they do it. Our world is still not so red because there is police, watching us all. Read and share these police text messages to wise the society up in your own way.
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
Im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
Q: How Many Cops Does It Take To Throw A Nigger Down The Stairs?
a: None. He Fell.
U Might Be A Red Neck If.....
If You Think A Greased Pig Constest Consists Of Greasing Up Your Local Cop And Chasing Him You Might Be A Redneck
I am at the police station.
The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks".im doomed.
i need some1 ugly to bail me out-so hurry up!
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. - William Feather
Police cal girl se : sali dhandha karti he?
Cal girl : nahi sahab m to sales grl hu CONDOM ki marketing karti hu..Ab costumer TRY kerna chahe to may kya karo
1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she
will say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.
Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
Aur Socho !
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other
was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say "they
have nothing to go on."
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum
down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now
John was riding his cycle very fast. A policeman stopped him.
Police: Why are you cycling so fast?
John: My cycle’s brake is not working properly. I want to reach home before an accident happens!!
Police Wala Apne Bache Se: Beta Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya Aj Se Tumhara Khelna T.V Dekhna Band. Bacha: Ye 50 Rs Pakro Or Is Bat Ko Yahien Daba Do. Ha Ha
Sardar: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Pappu: It beats, beats, beats….
Sardar police-station aya or bola: Meno arest krlo, main apni BV de sar te danda maria aye
Police: Wo margai kia
sardar: Nhi oh te bach gai
Hun meri khair nae
The police are looking for someone! They said he's a tall,strong and handsome man... You're ok but where should i hide???
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Man 1 : A sincere Traffic Police was suspended from his job.
Man 2 : Why?
Man 1 : Because he charged the Ambulance for over speed.
A finnish man call the police:
- I've hit a pull!
- One What?
- A pull!
- I dont understand what you mean, says the police.
- F***!!, I've hit a cow with a d**k
As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him encounter His USELESS mobile !