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Check out the hilarious collection of sardar SMS here. Once you read these sardar jokes & messages, you will find it impossible not to laugh.

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Sardar SMS

Sardars have always been the butt of jokes. The trend of basing jokes on them is as old as that of having jokes on blondes. Sardar jokes are very popular as SMS also, since they make you laugh, that too at innocent humor. In the following lines, we have provided a number of Sardar jokes that you can send as text messages, to all your near and dear ones. Browse through the collection and select the SMS that make you laugh the most.

Teacher: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Sardar: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai aur das?
Sardar: Frog da praah, bhen, pyo te maa.

A Sardar joined army, given AK 47.
He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don't know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don't Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty...

Sardar: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Friend: I don?t know.
Sardar: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!

Sardar proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Sardar: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

Wife to Sardar: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Sardar: U mean if I am on diet, I can?t look at the menu also?

A Sardar Ji was watching Sony TV
Bich mein ad aaya, aap dekh rahe hain Sony TV
Sardar ji: Oye! Inko kaise pata chala ki mein Sony TV dekh raha hun?

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ?

A Sardar on an interview for Detective
Q: River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: Liquid state.
Q: Who Killed Gandhi Ji?
Sardar: Thanks for d job, I?ll investigate.

Sardar: Darling, main tu se shaadi nahi karsakta. Gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche...

Ek Sardar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha...
Saari zindagi sochta raha
Aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya
Ki meri Behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun?

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.....

3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the,
Un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi.
Phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: Ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.

Sardar: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Friend: Tu uska khayal nahi rakhta hoga.
Sardar: Arre yaar, Sagi Behan ki tarah rakhta tha.

What's an adult joke?
Sardar: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardar: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Son: Pata nahi.
Sardar: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Son: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Sardar: Pata nahi.
Son: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

A Sardar Ji was committing suicide, someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Sardar to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

SARDAR:Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up

How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand
grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

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