Some words can be misleading as a wrong land mark. The old, always advise younger people to choose the books and films they watch carefully. Otherwise, they would misguide you to things that you don’t want to end up with. Wherever you go, as an unavoidable evil, there will be a few people around you to misguide you in things. These misleading text messages are about those people and their action that can be a fun just to read but not to experience. Share these messages with your friends and family to alert them about this cult.
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
6 Inch ka hai.
Size norml he
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
Lena he to bolo?
Ful Tim Masti
Non stp Fun
LG KG 195
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
Yar I trusted u so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
I’m soo Cute
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo
Ur 5 qualities:
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Charming… Its U,
Sweetest.. Its U,
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me
I am your girlfriend:
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
I was nervous at 1st, it was big & long & went straight up, I had to try it..i eased myself
onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue
feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...
wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth-ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. Bcoz u cant lose wot u don't have!
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed
just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Lastnite i wanted u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me.but i couldn't find u. u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
Last nite i couldn't sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel
u all over my body.. but i couldn't find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust
in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LOVE MY TOOTHBRUSH
Jo Jeete Wo Sikandar
Jo Haare Wo Jail Ke Andar
Jo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki Jhappi
Jo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi
When i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u...
well get out of my way!