Dirty jokes SMS will have filthy words but are extremely funny. Find some good funny non-veg text messages from the big list given here.
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Dirty SMS

‘Being dirty’ is the new fashion because Kesha’s ‘Tik Tok’ is rocking the town. Jokes apart, people always try to not to be dirty because hygiene is the most important thing for them. Good hygiene is the key factor of good health and good life. Pop singers and actors use to come up with a deliberate ‘dirty look’ in their films and that style is heavily appreciated. Read and share these dirty text messages to your close friends.
"Chottu: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaja kholay to light apne aap jal gayi Mummy: Buddhu, tu fir fridge may susu kar aaya? "
Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law. Your product not matching my requirements.
smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.
I really like your tie. Let us use it tonight.
Let us skip dinner tonight and eat something else.
Would you send me some pictures? Pictures you have not sent to anybody else.
My friends and I just saw the new Bond movie and I couldn't stop thinking about what a sexier James Bond you would be.
My friends are always getting annoyed that I talk about you too much. I can't help it if you're the sexiest man that has ever walked the face of the earth.
I think I need a doctor for this little love disease that I got. Would you please examine me from top to bottom?
I was cooking something with lots of strawberries in it. I am covered in it now, would you come and lick it off me?
I am thirsty, when can I see you?
If you were here right now, we definitely would not flirt at all, or hug for a little bit too long, or stare deeply into one another's eyes.
Just wanted to let you know that I find you very attractive. And hot. And cute.
Can you please save some energy for later, after you finish your gym? I have got a task for you.
Tonight in the club we will have our own dancing session, in a dark corner.
Quick question: what do you do when there's someone you can't stop fantasizing about but you have no idea how to talk to them about it?
You're not very good at pretending you don't want me.
Why cannot I take your wet kisses out of my mind?