There are two kind of teasing. One is just between friends, in a funny mood. The other one is darker and it is aimed an insulting or offending somebody. First kind of teasing is considered as a time pass between friends but the latter is worse as physical abuse that it gets the offenders behind the bars. Teasing can be fun when you tease with just a good and funny intention but you should be careful enough when using words and slang when doing it.Read these teasing text messages and share them with your friends and loved ones.
 B4 u speak.
(listen)
B4 u pray..
(forgive)
B4 u quit..
(try)
B4 U hate..
(love)
B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)   |
I think i'm disturbing u
Sorry
This is my last msg
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I'll not msg u anymore . . .
Good bye
Never expect that from me
I'm born to disturb u . . . |
Friends are like donkeys.
They carry the load of all our difficulties,
In life forever and guess what?
You are one of my cutest donkey. |
Never abuse ur sincere friends..
When you see some faults in them,
Be patient and realize that�
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hai hee chawal ;-) |
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Mind jis ka
Ice
Life jis ki
Nice
Heart jis ka
Pure
Success milay
Sure
Nazar jis ki
Clear
Banay jo sab ki
Dear
Friendship jis pay
End
Wo hai apki friend�
sahar |
I love u
Yes i love u
Sach main
Please beleive me yaar
I love u
Kyn k doctor kehte hyn
paagalo'n ka elaaj pyaar se hii hota hy |
What? Is a difference between
A kiss, a car and a monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is u dear. |
Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu
Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he
Dog 2:ssshhh..chup�!
Aawaz mat karo
Boss msg padh rahe hai�! |
Its too heard to loose someone who is:
99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented
And 100% friendly
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That's me, what a waste of life if u loose me. |
Hey! Cutie� ..yes u!
You're smiling again,
Its bcoz i told u that ur cute,
Hey� sometimes we need 2 lie,
Just to make some one smile! |
As u go 2 bed 2night, i ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some
Ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'll ask the
Dracula 2 kiss ur neck gudnit. |
Nice people are like wind,
You never know what is in their heart,
You can only feel their presence in sincerity.
Do not look here and their, just look at mirror |
Heart beat are countless
Spirits r ageless
Dreams r endless
Memories are timeless
And a friend like u is useless
Oops! Sorry yaar, priceless. |
Don ka message
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Don ka message padhna muskil he:) |
Every 2nd god rmembrs U.
Every minute god blesses U.
Every hour god cares U.
Because every day I pray to him,
“Ladka bevakuf hai thoda jayada dhayan dena |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi |
Waqt guzar jayga…
Shaadi kr k koi tumsay baandh diya jayega
Abhi bhi waqt hai ksi ko PATAALO,
Kya pata kal ksi ka PATAAYA hua maal tumhey diya jayega. |
Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR. |
Love & frnd r goin thru a village and luv fell in2
a well.
B’coz love is blind. Then frnd also fell in2 the
well.
B’coz luv k liye saala kuch bhi karega ! |
I MISS U A LOT DEAR…
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
Don’t Get Excited.
She sent It to Me
I have just Forwarde U 2 inform.. |
Hey,
U Know U r 60 times more than James Bond..
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Sure Yaar..
Ekdam Sachchi…
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How?
007 x 60 = 420 |
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Best lines by a great man-
�I studied everything but never topped!!
But, today the Toppers of d best universities r my employees�.�
- BILL GATES |
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