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Blonde is a famous stereo type in popular culture as it is portrayed in both positive and negative ways in film and fiction. Even though blond hair is still a symbol of a fashionista, its cultural significance has seen a decline in the last decade. ‘Dumb Blonde beauty’ is one strong stereotype once was in Hollywood films and the trouble caused by her would make the plot of the movie. Once blonde was a stereo type of powerful men and later it turned out to be the symbol of comic women characters. You will enjoy reading this awesome collection of Blonde SMS.

Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.

Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them

Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”

Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills

Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking

Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain

Q : Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
A : Instant Intelligence!

Q : Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A : Because they can spell it

Q : Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A : It took her months to figure out she could use it at night!

Q : Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
A : Because it said “concentrate”

Q : What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A : A dope ring

Q : Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
A : Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

Q : What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!

Q: What are two reasons why blondes don’t mind their own business?
A : No mind. No business

Q :Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
A : Because below 18 was not allowed

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.

Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted.

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