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This section on SMS has a cool collection of wife SMS. You can send these text messages to your wife and have fun.
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Wife SMS

The relationship between a husband and wife is unique in itself. They trouble each other a lot, fight for hours, tease to the limit and yet, lovingly stay together for the rest of their lives. We have presented a varied collection of wife SMS in this article, with SMS ranging from being out rightly funny to being overly romantic. Depending on the mood you are in, select a few text messages for your wife and send them this very instant.
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.
A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It's a SMILE from me to u!
When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!
Husband: You will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together.
Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend
main galian kyon de rahe the?
Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.
Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha.
You are a 9.999.
Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Husband: Tum kaun ho!
Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye.
Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why will you die?
Husband: Because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin kar sakta.
Cellphones can be irritating.
Have to buy a card.
Have to recharge battery.
Msgs get delayed
There is only one thing I love about it.
It connects me & you.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
A day without your love is a day without life.
I can't think of anything but you.
Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me,
You will stay there for the rest of your life.
I love you not because of who you are,
But because of who I am when I am with you.
Wife: If I die what will you do?
Husband: I will be mad!
Wife: Will you marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but d audience was full of fools nd idiots.
Wife: Is dat y u addressed dem as ur brothers & Sisters.
A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife...and then accepts all her amendments!
Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband . . .

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'MISS' for one hour and 'STRESS' for 23 hours everyday . . . !:-D
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...

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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)
MAN: Cut my hair short.

BARBER: How short you would like to..?
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MAN: itney chotey k meri biwi inhen pakarr na sakey... ;->
Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy

K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.



Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha

K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi...;-)
Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?

Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,

And

Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)
A HUSBAND's CUTE LOVE QUOTE:

Even my child too started 2 walk without any support but my wife still feels 2 hold my hand while walking..!!