Bollywood is a synonym for Hindi film industry of India and it is the industry that makes most films a year in the world, according to present statistics. Bollywood has got many actors, musicians, and directors as the representatives of its style and substance. It produces movies with slick songs and dance sequence and this can be pointed out as its unique specialty where western films mostly don’t have it except the background score. Read and share these Bollywood text messages with friends to cheer them up.
 What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and soda?
Bun, (Tea) and Bubbly.   |
What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?
Adnan Semi. |
What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Get up else Salman will come. |
Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.
Banta: Who is the lucky man?
Santa: I am. She rejected me. |
Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming |
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid?
Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage.
Not Kapoor agiain. |
In case there is a break off between Saif and Kareena, Saif will have his tattoo changed to guess what?
A: KAMEENA |
Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai?
Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai. |
Apun Dono ka Dosti Ekdum Jhakas Hona Mangta Hy
Jhakas Bole To...
Apun Hira Tu Moti
Apun Sabji Tu Roti Apun Pani Tu Tanki
Apun Tarzan Tu Monkey |
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai |
What is the appropriate title for a movie, which stars A.K Hangal and Chunky Pandey?
Hangal Pandey |
How would you express your good wishes to Mallika Sherawat?
Bust of Luck! |
Why do the exhibitors and distributors prefer to call Mangal Pandey as The Rising?
Because of The’ir’ Rising temperatures |
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai |
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Don’t die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to
die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & live @ happines |
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Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY… |
Student: give me sumtime,
Give me some brain
Give me anther chance to
write my paper once again
Examiner: na na na nana na na |
What is Mallika Sherawat’s method of taking revenge?
It’s tits for tat |
Pani se Pyas na Buzi toh Mehkhane ki taraf nikla,
Socha k Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se,
lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashiq nikla…. |
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Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?
‘Bra’zil and ‘Thai’land |
If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called?
Vivek-Obey-Rai |
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