The invention of computer changed the world as it gave a new vision to business and defense. When lakhs of companies create bah zillions softwares to make the banks, defense, automobile sectors work better, information technology becomes a milestone in the civilization. Computers made men’s life easy and productive but it has become more mechanical. If agriculture is the sector that produced the rich in the beginning of civilization, it is now computers. Most rich men who make it to the Forbe’s list of world’s highest rich men work in software field. Read these Computer text messages to get a superior understanding about computer’s growth in our life.
 Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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the chappals u lost at the temple :D   |
Hansi ko INBOX
Anso ko OUTBOX
Gusay ko HOLD
Muskan ko SENT
Help ko OK
Dil ko VIBRAT kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE
kesi pyari mehsos hogi. |
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..! |
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses… |
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!! |
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat. |
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
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A. The spacebar! |
U hav a compute addiction wen u
kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..! |
A good friend is like a computer;
me ‘enter’ ur life,
’save’ u in my heart,
‘format’ ur problems,
’shift’ u 2 opportunities &
never ‘delete’ u from my memory! |
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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that |
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams. |
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Zindgi me dukh ko Delete karo,
Khushiyon ko Save karo.
Dushman ko Hide karo, Dost ko Enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. |
Adult SMS
