The relationship between a husband and wife is amongst the most beautiful ones in the world. Simple things, like going on a date once in a while or sending romantic SMS, can keep the romance alive. When your husband is stressed, you can also send him some funny messages on couples and make him smile. Husband SMS can also be used for women to tease your spouse or boyfriend. We have compiled a lovely collection of Husband SMS in the lines below. Send these text messages to your husband and see him smile.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice".
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
Ghadi aur biwi main kia farq hai?
Ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur
Doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.
If I were a tear in you eye, I would roll down and settle on your lips.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for the fear of losing u!
Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat
uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hua tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!
How Women call their husband!
1st Year: Jaanu
2nd Year: OG
3rd Year: Sunte Ho
4th Year: O Munne k papa
5th Year: Kaha mar gaye
6th Year: Aap aate ho k mai aaon
Husband Malang Baba Se:
Meri Biwi Bhot Pareshan Karti Hai
Uska Koi Ellaj Batao,
Beta Agr Bivi Ka Koi Ellaj Hota
To Aj Mein Malang Na Hota
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING
Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change,
Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not.
Unfortunately It Happens in Contrast &
Ultimately Both of Them Gets Disappointed.
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey nend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalt fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein nee
I have the "I",
I have the "L",
I have the "O",
I have the "V",
I have the "E"
Can I plz can I have "U"?
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
I have liked many, but loved few.
Still, no-one has been as sweet as u.
I'd stand and wait in world's longest queue.
For the pleasure of having a moment with u.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever!
There are only two things
about me that my wife
doesnt care about-
(i)Everything I say and
(ii)Everything I do.
A person who surrenders when hes WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
My husband treats me like God ......
He makes NO notice of my existance till he wants something !