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Rajnikanth is the Indian Film Superstar who even made millions of fans worldwide by his slick performance on screen. Rajnikanth acts mainly in an Indian regional language, Tamil, and his dubbed Tamil films alone broke many box office records in Japan and Malasia. He was a student of acting in Chennai film institute and started his career with acclaimed director. K balanchander’s critical acclaimed film ‘Apoorva ragangal’. Even though, Rajni appeared only in a cameo role in this movie, audience noticed his charm and style. His original name is Sivaji Rao Gaekwad . His last film is the film that made the biggest box office collection for all time. Read these Rajnikanth text message to know more about him and we have collected the funny messages about him also to make you laugh. Read and share them with your friends and family.

Rajnikanth had died 20 yrs ago..death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Rajnikanth can finish mario without using the jump button.

Rajnikanth doesn’t pay attention- attention pays him.

Rajnikanth stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked

Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third

Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced

The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikanth.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikanth has allowed to live.

Rajnikanth counted to infinity – twice.

When Rajnikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Rajnikanth does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.

There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Once Rajnikanth went to CHINA and started to play with blocks of cement.................now that place is known as "THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA"

Once rajnikanth used tooth powder to make his teeth strong.that powder is now known as AMBUJA CEMENT.

Osama bin laden used plane to demolish the world trade center. Rajnikanth would have demolish it with his powerful legs

Do you know??when Rajni was born ?????????????........On 30 feb & since then February decides not to gove this day to anybody else ...........

Once rajnikanth was playing cricket in the monsoons.... . . . . . . . . . .. and . . The rain was canceled due to the match..

Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!

Rajni refused to be the President of the USA because the could not change the capital of USA from Washington DC to Chennai....

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