Even though the definition of an idiot can be someone with a subnormal intelligence, Russian writer Dostoevsky dubs the word as ‘the person with golden heart’ in his acclaimed novel ‘The idiot’. We use to call people idiots if they act foolish but it doesn’t mean that they are real idiots. Everybody likes to read and enjoy stories that have an idiot in it. The idiot SMS is some of those text message collections that can bring a smile on your face.
 Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it....   |
U are…
I.D.I.O.T.
Intelligent
Decent
Impressive
Optimistic
Talented
r u smiling now?
YOU IDIOT |
To Prove..,You Are Not An IDIOT..
Take the test below :
Press Down
Press Up
Look!! , You cudnt even follow the Instructions. !!
U IDIOT.! |
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
Suspense
How do you keep an idiot in suspense ???? …………. ………… …………………………………………………………tell you later !!! |
|
|
Girls father: I dont want my daughter to be spending her entire life with an idiot!
Boy: Thats why I want to take her away from you! |
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up* |
A policeman shows his hand to stop.
Sardar shouted:
“Phu..idiot..Already 3 are sitting,Where will u sit? |
|
|
A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late. |
Idiot means
I=I
D=do
I=ishq
O=only
T=tumse
so if u want to ay any one i lv u so just say idiot |
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...! |
|
|
Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you... |
Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work... |
|
|
GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind |
|
|
|
|
|
|
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both r pregnant |
|
|
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women |
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. |
Adult SMS
