It?s not an easy task to make someone smile. In fact, it is said that making someone cry is much easier than making him laugh. However, you can accomplish this difficult task with the help of funny SMS. Sending across humorous text messages is the easiest way to tickle the funny bones of almost everyone. Keeping this in mind, we have provided a free collection of funny SMS messages in the lines below. These messages will help you to be stress free and forget all your tension for a while. You can also use them to bring cute smiles on the lips of your friends and loved ones.
A boy to girlfriend
If I was an artist
U would b my picture
If I was a poet
U would b my inspiration
If I was an author
U would b my story
But I'm only a cartoonist
Telling a Lie is:
A mistake for a child,
An art for a lover,
An accomplishment for a bachelor, and
A matter of survival for a married man.
Boy: I am not rich like Andy;
I don't even have a big car like Andy.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Andy.
Tom: Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Sandy: Because, women don't have a wife.
How do you identify a true music lover?
A man, when hears a woman singing in the bathroom,
puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Moni: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kya kaha mummy nay?
Moni: Agar woh kamini na de, to Renu aunty se lay aana.
It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't!
It actually makes u lean...
Against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers!
Postman: I have to come 7 miles to deliver this packet to you.
Santa: Why did u come so far? U could have posted it instead.
Commerce professor to a student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Can we romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting.
Reply me soon!
Yours lovingly -
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Beauty is not how you look,
It is not how handsome u r,
It is not your figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
So change your underwear daily.
An engineering student to his peon brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
and I can sit in society. What do you have?
Peon: I have the job.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.
What's the difference between wife and neighbour’s wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
Getting married is very much like
Going to a restaurant with friends
You order what you want, but
When you see what the other has
You wish you had ordered that.
How would you justify having two girlfriends at a time?
Monopoly is always damaging & competition improves service!
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush your Teeth.
when boy doesn’t look at her she says
KUTTA dekh bhi nahi sakta….
But when boy looks at her she says,
DEKH KAISE KUTTON ki tarah dekh raha hai….
Vari Varsi Khatan Gaya Si,
Khat Ke Leyanda BUTAA,
Tussi ratti sutte reh gaye,
Tuhaddi Chummi le gaya KUTTA. Oye Balle Balle Balle……
Samundar bhar syllabus hai,
nadi bhar padte hai,
bucket bhar yaad rehta hai,
mug bhar likhte hai,
chullu bhar marks milte hai,
jisme doob ke marte hai..
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.