These funny student sms will give you fun time and that is the sole aim of this student sms collection.This collection of text message on student jokes can really wise you up to know the importance of academics in your life.
A good student is he who asks a lot of question to clarify his millions of doubts. A student has the responsibility to follow his lessons sincerely and mental discipline is an essential thing for students. In their most romantic and happening age, children are in schools and colleges. As it is their most happening time, they would like to do adventurous things at that point of time and rebellion will be in their blood at that time. Students should understand this emotion and control their instincts. Read these student text messages to get a superior understanding about being a good student.
Da M0st Funniest Situati0n In Student Life
V Hav N0 Idea Wt To Write In Da Exam Paper
N Da Supervis0r Cmes Nd Says,
“Plzz C0ver Ur Answer Sheet” :P
Social Teacher: what is the different between problem and challenge
STUDENT: 3 boys + 1 girl = problem
BUT; 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge.
Exams are like Girl friends
- Difficult to understand
- Too many questions
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
A student flips a coin and thinks...
Head- i will go to sleep
Tail-i will watch a movie
Stand-i will listen music
Stays in air- I will study
Teacher,”What iz ur name?”
Student:”mera nam suraj parkash hy.”
Teacher:”when i ask a question in english, answer it in english.”
Student:”my name iz sunlight.”
Heated Gold Bcoms Ornament
Beated Copper Bcoms Wire
Depleted Stons Bcoms A Statue&
Mentally Tortured Students Bcoms ENGINEER
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
Teacher: where is America ?
student: i d0n’t kn0w
teacher: (ANGIRLY) stand an y0ur chair .
student: (HAPPILY) will i see it from the chair.
Behind every successful student there is one Girl friend…
But what about a failed student…?
A beautiful teacher:)
Never Attend A Class
Why … ? ? ?
John Nash Said:
“Classes Make U Dull. It Destroy7 The Potential Of Creative Thinking”
So Dun Be Dull … =)
Teacher: “Johnny, Im glad to see your writing has improved.”
Johnny: “Thank you”
Teacher: “Now, finally, I can see how bad your spellings are!!!”
Teacher :- What's the definition of a school report?
Student:- A poison pen letter from the principal!
What's the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal!
Q:Why is a teacher greater than a mother?
Ans: Because a mother can put only one child to sleep
But a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep
I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class...
I Always Stand Outside the Class...
Proud to be Outstanding
What tense is this
I m a beautiful woman.'
Past tense Madam.
A child never seen his hips. Once his teacher beat him on his butts.
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
KAMEENI NE DO TUKRAY KAR DIYE�..
Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Student:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
Boy: isnt the Principal a duffer
Girl:Do u Know who i am?
No.I m the principals daughter
Boy:do u know who I am?
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven , Even or Odd
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the �S'!!
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
An Apple On NEWTON
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with I is �,
we donot use is' with I
Clever Student: Then why we say, I is a vowel
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Student: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
A student was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus�
He Wrote!!! Drive Carefully! Don't Kill The Students� Wait For The Teachers!!!