Given here is a collection of latest insult SMS. Send these rude text messages to those you don't like & those who appreciate crude humor.
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Insult SMS

Insult SMS are the easiest way to express your annoyance with a person, without even meeting or talking to him. You can also send such SMS to your friends, mainly those who know how to appreciate crude humor. In the following lines, we have compiled a collection of the latest rude text messages. Show your anger or your humorous side to others by sending these messages. Hope you have a great time SMSing!
Last night a monster came in to my dream.
He said - I want to disturb some good person.
I suggested him your name.
He said - I cannot disturb my boss.
Day Time, Night Time
Work Time, Off Time
Happy Time, Sad Time
Good Time, Bad Time
Any Time…
Why you look like a Monkey?
U r a nice person...
U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1. Pray to God so that u can live....
2. Take a bath so that others can live....
Rose, Lotus, Tulip
Sunflower, Jasmine, Lilly
All flowers r sweet
But they have no comparison with u,
Kyun ki…
Gobhi ke phool ki baat hi alag hai.
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
The choice is yours……..
I saw U in park today.
U were looking so fine,
Ur face so divine,
Ur walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a Sweet Song:
Who let the Dogs out!
R u mad?
Why r u reading me?
There is nothing to read in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
Read me now.
Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.
Rose is Lal
Sky is Nila,
Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
Bura maan liya?
Rose is red
Sky is blue,
I born smart
What d hell happened to u?
Thora sa or bura maan lo!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic cover?
Quickly see your driving license.
From Mon to Sun,
From Jan to Dec,
From birth till my death,
My feelings for u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever I miss u ….
I just want to see u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because ……
I love Cartoons!
Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!!
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
You are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world…
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know who you are,
And once you know who you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football and
The third one will be caught…
Reading this sms
Today is an international day
For the mentally disabled.
Please send an encouraging
SMS to a mentally disabled friend,
As I have done………
Mosam shabab ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Aur rang gulab ka
In main sabse haseen to dekho
SMS parhne wala “Mendak talab ka”
How to keep a fool entertained
*press down*
...... ?.........????
How to keep a fool entertained
*press up*
I love all the stars shining in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones around your head..ha!ha!ha!
Diff b/w ignoranace n patience?
when u see the mirror u dont laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE
when i look at u i also dont laugh that called PATIENCE:-)
Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..
Today i saw a person
looking exacly like you.
I accidently called ur name.
But that person therw away the banana and jumped on another tree.

R U Twins ????
I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.