Office is a temple for dedicated employees who likes to offer their worship in the most possible ways. They put their sincere and hardest effort to raise their company to the sky heights. Most people love their offices and that is the sole reason for them working there, more than their pay cheques.Nobody would like to work in an office that is badly designed and full of difficult people. Here we have a good collection of office sms that covers most of the topic related to office.
 HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt :D   |
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime! |
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........ |
Pandit Apni BV Ke Office Aaya
To Dekha BV Boss Ki Godi Mein Baithi Thi.
Pandit:
Chal Laajwanti
Aisi Jagah Kam Nahi Karna
Jaha Staff K Liye Ku |
Wat z e difference between SECRETARY & PERSONAL SECRETARY ?
Secretary say:-"Gd Mrng sir" & Personal Secretary says-"Enough sir its mrng" |
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business. |
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells,
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8:30!”
The guy replies, “Why? What ha |
Hght of presure in Pvt. comp.
Company ka Employee Toilet Gaya,
Andar jakr Baitha, Samne Diwar pe Likha Tha
ITNA ZOR BUSINES PE DETA TO TARGET PURA |
Morning note : Arguing with Boss is just like wrestling with a cow in the mud.
After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it. |
Boss: Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant: Illness.
Boss: What was the trouble?
Applicant: My boss was sick of me! |
Un-married girl got pregnant, went to insurance office for claim.
Officer: Ur policy covers sickness, accident not pregnancy!
Girl: It was an accident. |
Employee- Boss, meri shadi ho gayi, meri salary bhada do"
Boss- "Factory ke bahar hone wale haadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti" |
Microsoft Office
Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address... |
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
"Respected sir,
I luv ur wife. " ha ha ha |
Interviewer: Just imagine u r in third floor, it caught fire. How will u escape?
Man: It's very simple i will stop my imagination |
MAN: 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, u..?
Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..
MAN:ha ha I kiss 1st |
In a Office two women were discussing about the New Male Colleague.
1st Woman: He Dresses very well.
2nd Woman: And very Quickly too!! |
A guy walks into the Doctor's office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap.
Doctor: Well, I can clearly see you're NUTS! |
Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me later !! |
Income Tax Officer: Pay your taxes with a smile.
Industrialist: I would love to, but dont insist on cash. |
Funny Sardar
Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, Ill Join next month |
Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?
Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?
Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye |
IN A INDIAN GOVT. OFFICE:
man: who are all getting bribes in your office ?
staff: how much you will give me to tell this . |
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Boss : I’ve Not seen
you ever do work.!
Employee : I like work.
It fascinates me.
I can sit and look at it
for hours, Boss |
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