Boss is always the master of the game, who takes up the sole responsibility of finishing a task successfully. There are many different kinds of Bosses as all has got different characters. Some will work with relaxed mood and will finish the work, without letting the difficulties of his work known to others while some bosses will be tensed all day, doubting the possibility of success of his work. Knowing the likes and dislikes of the boss is one easy step ladder to success for the employees working under him. Read these text messages about boss to climb the success ladder easily than most people.
Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?
Boss:What was the trouble?
Applicant:My boss was sick of me!
Question: Define a boss?
Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month . . . . .
Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)
Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: Yes Absolutely!!!
Boss: Good Then.....
Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!
Sardar sent SMS 2 his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"Wen I m sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hrs later sardar sm
A young Boss said "the great attraction in our job is that every day is a pay day "
What is the definition of a Modern Employer?
is the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years experience.
Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week? Employee: To Get Married Boss: What Stupid Woman Would Marry You? Employee: Your Daughter!
A wish for you on BOSS DAY
Hope today is especially
Filled with the special
Kind of Niceness
You always bring to work
Happy Boss's Day !
This Day is Special and it's just for you
To tell how much we appreciate you
We cannot tell how happy we are
To have the Boss the way you are
"Happy Boss Day"
Most bosses know instinctively
that their power depends
more on employee's
than on threats or sanctions.
Being the one in charge
Is definitely hard
And is sometimes thankless
Hence this card
Those who work with you
Wish to say
Thank you muchly
On Boss's Day
Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)
Leadership isn't a skill, it's a talent
we appreciate how you always give your
best and inspire us to do the same.
We're glad to work with you.
Happy Boss's Day
One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
You are one such person for me. Happy Boss Day!
Having you to talk to is important to me
Sometimes I just need to vent
It is comforting that you don't get angry
When I complain with good intent.
The world's a better place, becoz of folk like you.
Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do.
Happy Boss Day!
Never trust a m@n who says he is the boss at home.He probably lies abt other things too.
The true lines on the T-shirt of an employee:
"I work only for MONEY. If you want loyalty, Hire a DOG."
A computer DOES save time at work. I can play solitaire without having to spend all that time shuffling real cards.
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
It’s nice to work for someone who knows
the secret to being a good manager…
being a good person.
Happy Birthday boss,
keep up the good work.
Factory Ka Mazdur Boss Se: “Sir Mere Ghar 18wan Bacha Peda Hua Hai Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do Boss: Yar Meri Gal Sun, Main Apni Factory Chlawan Ya...
Boss(Gusy Se): Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho Secretary: Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen Boss
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.