Funny doctor sms are good way to de-stress yourself and your friends.
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Doctor SMS

A doctor is a professional who believes in health and prosperity of human beings in both physical and spiritual ways. A good doctor should be kind and passionate in nature. Millions of people dream of being a doctor but most of them wont’ end up as doctors because this profession needs high dedication and hard work because at the end of the day, doctors are dealing with human body which is a highly complex mechanism. Good doctors advise their patients to believe in love because love can cause miracles. People who are very intelligent and brave enough to not to faint when seeing man’s internal body parts, can become doctors if they put the hard work into their studies. Take a glance on these doctors text messages to know more about them.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, i broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of these places!
May all your days be….
As wonderful as…
You Have made
all of mine !
Happy Doctor’s Day !!!
It is Your deed…
That makes us feel proud…
It’s great to have a doctor in the family ….
Wish you a very
Happy Doctor’s Day !!!
Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,

Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test
1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?

Nurse: karega kya

Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya
Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..
Doctor’s prescription 4u.
A cute little smile 4breakfast.
More laughs 4lunch.
Lots of happiness 4dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.
Man:
Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Doctor:
Shadi Karlo

Man:
Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi

Doctor:
Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho
Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se Poocha: Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho? Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon Doctor: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?Pagal: Bewakof Ye Pakistan Hai Light Gayi Hui he
Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Ho Shadi Hogai
Dost Ne Doctor Se Poocha:
Suna Yar, Kesi Life Chal Rahi Hai?
Doctor:
Yar Kya Kahoon Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho
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SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.
Mareez Ney Achank Aankhen Kholty Huy Kaha:

Doctor Sahib
Kia Mera Operatn Kamyab Raha?

Sabr Say Kam Lo Beta…

Main Doctor Ni..
FARISHTA
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doc
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek to gaya to....
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BY-By
Nurse:Mubarak Ho Apke Ha Bacha Huwa He Kya Nam Socha Hy? Baap:Aap Itni Aatang & Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bata Den? Nurse:Iska Nam Begairat Ka Bacha Rakh
An MBBS Student had finished his course & was performing his 1st operation
Soonafter finishing he prayed 2 GOD, Lord,Accept my 1 st Gift 4 u
Doctor: you are looking like my third wife..

Lady: How many wives are you having

Doctor: two...!!


Express smart ideas smartly :)
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient: Please give me the good news first.
Doctor: They're going to name a disease after you.
A boy wrote a love letter with his BLOOD to a medical student (girl) & said "Give reply for this letter".

Girl replied "Blood group AB+"
Patient-Muje bemari h.
khane k bad bhukh nhi lagti
Sone k bad Nind nhi ati
Kam karu to thak jata hun
Doctor-Sari Rat Dhup mein bethooooo
A board in a clinical pathology lab read:
"This may be your urine and stool but for us this is our bread and butter"
Doctor to his lady patient: U look so weak and exhausted! Are u having ur meals 3 times a day as I had advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought
u said 3 males a day!!
Dr: aap ka weight kitna hai?
Santa:Chashme(Opticals) k saath 75kg.
Dr:aur chasme k bina!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi Deta!!!
Doctor Mariz Se :
Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe
Kya Enaam Do Gay
Mariz:
May Qabrey Khodta Hun
Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga