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Smoking is injurious to health – This is the statutory warning we get to see on the cigarette packets. Most people don’t mind it and now government put a photo of lungs on it but that doesn’t prove successful as percentage of smokers never saw a fall. Smoking is a very bad habit and you can get it anywhere for an inexpensive cost. That makes its impact more powerful and its dangers more fatal. Read and share this collection of smoking text messages to wise you up against this social evil.
People say that smoking is not good

but it is the way to keep loving






Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
The great PHILOSOPHY from

a passionate smoker:

“I always think of leaving cigarette”


for thinking I need a cigarette.
Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??



Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say

"Le Cigarette te sutta laga"
Are you smoking the tobacco, or The tobacco smoking YOU? Anti Tobacco Day Please love your life and Don’t smoking.
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs..
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
A man of no conversation should smoke.
Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
Smoking is bad for u and should only be done because it looks so good.People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips
Do you mind if I smoke? (Oscar Wilde to Sarah Bernhardt) I don't care if you burn.
When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment.
Certainly not - if you don't object if I'm sick.
Smoking is a shocking thing - blowing smoke out of our mouths into other people's mouths, eyes, and noses, and having the same thing done to us.
The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.
To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
"Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray."
I asked a coughing friend of mine why he doesn't stop smoking. 'In this town it wouldn't do any good,' he explained. 'I happen to be a chain breather.'
It was the sort of moment that a smoker would fill in with a cigarette and an ex-smoker filled in with the memory of a cigarette.
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.