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Pakistan is a South Asian country, bordered near India and Afghanistan and China. Official language in the country is Urdu and Islamabad is its capital. The system that runs the country is federal parliamentary republic. In Urdu, the meaning of Pakistan is ‘the land of the pure’. Yusuf Gilani is the present prime minister of Pakistan. Cedrus deodara is its national tree while Markhor, is their national animal. Read Pakistan text messages to know about it.
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Do you know what Pakistan means?No??? ok let me tell you
P- Perfect
A-Aimitious
K-Kool
I-Islamic
S-Super
T-Talented
A-Able
N-Nation
In a cricket match ...there was a girl she painted pakistani
flag on her cheeks
A boy kissed her and said
MeRA mitha Pakistan
"Apart from water, v've discovered d presence of whales sharks on d moon"-PAKISTAN
Govt. of Pakistan has introduced a new rule--- Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe..... Where should i hide?????
Agar ap ko suicide attacks,loadsheding,mehngayi,ghurbat,operations aur sb issues se pak Pakistan dekhna hai to,.
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To P.t.v dekh liya karen..
Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga,Dekhty Hi Dekhty 2009 aa jaye ga,
Himmat kr Abhi waqt hy “PAKISTAN”se Bhag ja,
Wrna
Agly saal tu”BHOOK”Se Mar jaye ga :->
Pakistan in 2010Ist Frend “Yar suna hy pehle zamane me light bhi aya krti thi !”
2nd: “Chal na yar! ye bijli wijli kch nhi hoti sab tera weham hy.” ;->
Why Does Pakistani Police AlwaysReaches Late At The Crime?
Kyuki
QanOoN K
Haath Lambe Hai…
Pair Nahi..
X kuzE MEApne hath uper uthao ab dono hath jor lo
OK
Ab apni aankhain band karo aur schay dil se DUA karo k?
K?
“YA ALLAH HUMARI PAKISTAN KI LIGHT Aa JAYE” :->
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Or 1 ghanta agay kernay
k Bad pakistan me MSG ka Buharan.
Kanjos!
SALAMPAKISTAN
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Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha!Per azad 1947 men kun hua?
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17 sal se faisla kar rahe the k pathan kon leyga aur sardar kon leyga!
>CONGRATULTN<Pakistani Time Agay Barhanay K Results aA GAYE Hain. . .
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Bura Waqt Pehlay Anay Lag Gya Hai.
My lovely Pakistan:Hum To Mit Jaien Gay Ae ARZ-e-Watan Lekin Tum Ko...
Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat ki Sehar Honay Tak... ¤Pakistan¤ ¤Zindabad¤
>>Buhat DIN ho gaye…?:
na BARISH,
na TOOFAN,
na BOMB BLAST,
na STRIKE,
na JALSE JULOOS,
na MUZAHIRAY.
>>Pata nahi Pakistan ko kis ki nazar lag gai hai.
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan PremierLeague Same As Ipl
Bt Only One Difference Is The
Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->
Why doesn't Pakistan have a football team?Every time it's a corner they build a shop.
Why do Romans always build their roads straight?So Paki's can't build cornershops
Q : How do you save a drowning Pakistani?A : Take your foot off his head!
Pakistandi mushkilGhar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich
Uffff! banda ki kare?
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke. . . .Next year Pakistan will export electricity
Ye Watan Hamara Hai. . . . . . . . . Tum Ho Khaaa Ma Khaa Is May :-) HAPPY PAKISTAN DAY 23 MAR 1940
Q. Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention?A. It's a solar powered flashlight.
Q. Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention?A. The new automatic Pakistani parachutes.
Q. Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?A. Because he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese.
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